Are you lonesome tonight?

Then spare a thought for George, who is, quite possibly the last of his species (Geochelone nigra abingdoni) on the Earth, and, it seems, disinterested in continuing his line - efforts to extract sperm and cross-breed with other local tortoise species have failed, and the search is on for a female of the same species who seems to be breeding on another of the islands. $10,000 is quite a bit of money. Would it be wrong for me to become a tortoise pimp?